How appropriate.
No - I am not going to confess any of my past cougar prowls...
Just know that every one of them was unsuccessful...
Lucky for those guys....
'Cuz I had no clue what I was doing...
But I digress...
Friday evening I stopped off at the local Irish Pub to meet up with a football Mom.
We needed to make an exchange of sorts and how better than over a beer at one of the local hot spots?
Her son, QBBoy, who graduated a year behind CareBear and is somewhat of a local hero because of his high school and college football career, was there with a few of his friends.
As were a couple of G-Man's coaches and their wives....
And some other local talent...
The ghost of Christmas past showed up feeling pretty damn good and telling us about his colorful past and how he was looking forward to an adventurous future (by future, I mean the next few hours).
There was "Fuck You" man who could not seem to have a conversation with anyone that did not include several such salutations.
But the best was the cougar...
She kept playing the same song over and over and over on the jukebox...
Or trying to - I never knew there was a skip switch behind the bar...
Apparently she didn't either.
Anyway, Ms. cougar was hitting on QBBoy pretty damn hard.
Buying him fruity shots....
Hanging all over him at the juke box...
Is that you that keeps bumping my song, honey?Scaring the poor kid...
She did not look it, but she confessed to being a couple years older than I am...
Which is a few years older than QBBoy's Mom...
Well, cougar and I do have one thing in common...
She was not successful in her prowls, either...
At least not that night.
Mommas keep your babies close...
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Was she smacking him with her "happy pillows?"
Say it wasn't so!
Dang cougars.
They were an endangered species back when I was potential prey.
The kid showed remarkable restraint. Usually the teenage horn dogs will jump anything.
OMG! You just admitted you're a cougar! And on the prowl! Why does that seem simultaneously dirty and hot? Good luck. But just be sure to check his ID.
Yes she was Quirky. But QBMan was more scared than happy...
That long ago, Ed?
Well, Jayne, his Mom was only a few feet away. But come to think of it, when he left with his friends, she sort of disappeared too.
No, no, no, Mike. You read it all wrong. At one time for a short time after my divorce I guess I kind of prowled. But at the time I had no clue there was a name for the likes of me...and it was not intentional...really. Can I help it if all the hot guys that caught my attention were a lot younger than myself??? Rest assured none were as young as my son - not even my oldest son!!!
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