I have a few co-workers who loves to announce when they finish a stage of a project in an email to everyone they know - especially their boss and boss's boss and VP and...
These are the same co-workers who like to run around and see who is not in the office in case they need them...
To that I say:
Mind your own fucking business - they was here five hours after you left
last night...
or
They gets more done at home in a day than you do in a week here minding
everyone else's....
But, today I stooped to their level ...
I sent out my own email...
Just wanted to let you all now that I just finished my morning bathroom
break. Everything came out fine. Thank you for allowing me the opportunity.
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Nice.
If anyone gives you any shit(pun optional), then offer to show them the pictures of it.
This is why they make you sit in a corner by yourself.
The same reason your invitations to office gatherings keep getting lost in the email.
Rebel!
Gee, with all my updates on my fall this week, I kinda felt like I was sending out the hourly bathroom report! I'll go mind my own business now! Bwahaha!
Excellent, I'll expect a sample on my desk first thing in the morning
- Bob, VP of Sales
Yet more reasons why I'm grateful to work at home under only the supervision of Dixie, the Chihuahua, and Mason, the cat who don't give a crap how much time I spend screwing around on the Internet or the fact that I haven't showered in days.
Listen, that sounds like something I would do. Once I interviewed a slut, I mean woman and I filled out my part of the paperwork saying she dressed very inappropriately with her tits hanging out. Needless to say I had to rewrite it. I love office bullshit.
Office politics are great fun. Unless you're losing the vote, of course. Great idea to update the staff on your bowel movements. That's what most of what I do all day is worth anyway.
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