Have you seen the latest report???
Study: Cell Phones May Reverse Alzheimer's
I am sure I have the beginnings of Alzheimer's.
I cannot remember what I did last Thursday night...
Okay, maybe that had a little to do with my amount of alcohol consumption...
But anyway...
I am dropping the land line and starting to use my cell for everything....
So call me...I wanna talk....
440-say-helo...
Yeah - I just made up that number...
I hope that is not some old person's #...
I'd hate for them to think they have Alzheimers because they do not remember Phillipia...
But then, if they do have it, answering the phone will cure them...
Win - Win.
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Total WIN-WIN!
It's like you invented caring for the elderly just now.
Rock on!
No matter all the tests they do, my grandma will still never go near a cell phone. She still looks askance at calculators...
:S
Hilarious post, Phillipia! I guess you're cool, 'cause only cool hip young people call home phones landlines. (Or so I hear--not hip or cool here.)
Thanks Scott - ya know when I say I am getting rid of my home phone - all the uncool people panic that they will not know how to get in touch with me...no panic on my side:)
I am sure your Grandma will never get Alzheimer's because she does not NEED a calculator:)
I don't know if I can ever get rid of my land line/home phone.. I know I would save money but my cell service just isn't that great! Hope your does ok.
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