I have a New Year's Resolution...

I know I am a few days late, but do not even think about giving me shit for it...

I am not in the mood.

This resolution is going to help me keep my sanity...I hope.

I am going to play deaf...

To anyone at Peyton PHlaCe that bothers me with silly questions....

Such as....

• Did you get that done yet????
• When will that be done????
• Did you do that yet???
• What do you need to do to get this done???
• How long will it take you to do this????
• Is it done yet????

Can you read my friggin spreadsheet???

It's all there, Mr. FPM and Ms. MEOEB.

No - actually, Phillipia, your spreadsheet is a little confusing because you have all your projects listed on it - not just mine....that's a lot of stuff...

Right out of the FPM's mouth - I kid you not...

Except for the Phillipia part because I keep that lil tidbit to myself....

W. T. F.

Seriously - its a spreadsheet...

It sorts...

Well, you can sort it...

Or most people can sort it...

Starting tomorrow (yeah, I will be working tomorrow) I am turning a deaf ear...

Because everytime I stop to answer one of your stupid question...

I get farther behind...

AND....

For every status question I have to answer....

Because sometimes you hunt me down and glare untill I give you some kind of answer ...

I will automatic add a one day delay to everything on my spreadsheet...

Everything...not just your stuff...

Because answering your question makes me forget where I was with their stuuf...

And I have to back up...

And find my place...

And log back into to the system that logged me out while talking to you....

And I am going to blame you for all the delays...

Every time someone asks me why I am late...

Any questions????

This could work, because there are enough FPMs asking stupid questions that I am sure I will have to automatically delay things by a week every day....

And blaming them....

And soon they will be confronting each other...

And leaving me alone...

To get their work done....

Happy New Year!