NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

One of my best friends sent this in an email and I thought it was too good not to share:)
A bus stops and two older Italian gentlemen get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation...


A lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is drawn when she hears what one of them is telling his friend:

Emma come first.


Den I come.


Den two asses come together..


I come once-a-more!


Two asses, they come together again.


I come again and pee twice.


Then I come one lasta time.

The lady can't take it anymore...

There are some kids on this bus, afterall...

Lady: You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig! In this country, we do not speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!


Italian Gentleman: Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .'

Yeah, I had to go back and re-read....