I am part Irish on my Mom's side, so I can honestly wear the "Kiss me...I'm Irish" apparel...
If I had any....
Or if I wanted slobbery kisses from green beer drinking wannabe leprechauns....
At one point I did want those kisses....
Or at least I thought I did...
It was not too long after my big D from the Asshole Ex....
I was feeling unloved and ugly and unappreciated...
And I was out to remedy that...
I could drink and have fun with the rest of the world...
Or at least I could try....
And what better day to try than St. Patty's Day....
Or so I thought....
I would like to tell you all about it....
But I do not remember too much after about 7:00 AM that day....
I am probably better off not remembering too much...
I have heard stories...
Stories that should make me cringe...
And hide my head (and other parts) in shame...
But, hey, it was all in fun...
And with the best group of friends I could ask for at the time...
We let each other be who we needed to be...
And watched out for each other ...
Sort of...
I think...
But since I cannot share with you the memories of that fun time..
Let me share with you, my blogger friends, one of my favorite Irish toasts...
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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