Saturday, June 26, 2010

How's Alex...

Wet and windy...
The ocean is getting closer to our front door every minute....
Reason #1 not to move to Belize....

Even tho the days are mostly sunny...

And the barrier reef is beautiful...

And I could work from the swim-up bar...

And everyone is so much more laid back....

Alex and friends tend to visit too often to suit me...

Yeah, Alex is the first tropical storm since LDBoy moved to Belize...

But worrying he and AC survive this one will hold me over for a good long time....

And I do not think I would want to live through it personally...

I am a baby about wind and water together...

Stay safe boys...

Talk to you in a couple of days....

If not sooner...

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

OPHiCe Politics...

I think I have it figured out....

The nastier you are to those who work with and for you...

And the more you point out what they do wrong and how you could do it better if only you were given the chance....

The better you look in the eyes of upper management..

And the more kudos you get in the form of reward points and pay increases...

Lucky I do not care how I look to upper management....

Unfortunately, the pay increase would be a blessing...

So I am practicing...

Shitting on people...

I am not very good at it...

Any advice?

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Father's Day!

To all the Dads out there....

Especially mine...
I love you Dad...

Even when I do not like everything you do...

or did...

or will do...

But maybe I can use you to make a few bucks, like Justin...
Shit My Dad Says
I think I will start visiting more and writing down shit you say...
I have to write it down because I am older than Justin and cannot remember what you said at breakfast this morning...

But I know it was funny, because I do remember laughing...

Only you did not think it was funny...you were serious...

Which means I could probably make some money off of it...

If  only I can remember what it was...

Getting old sucks, Dad.

Yeah, I know you know that better than me...
And I know you never say "shit" or "fuck"...
At least not when you think I can hear you...

Phat Phil....where are you?

I think Phat Phil may return to this blog in the very near future...

Stay tuned.