Just so you know what I am talking about....

As I get older...

My texting may take on a whole new meaning...

But rest assured, I am not there yet....

Really....

• ATD: At The Doctor's
• BFF: Best Friend Fainted
•  BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
•  BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
•  CBM: Covered By Medicare
•  CGU: Can't get up
•  CUATSC: See You At The SeniorCenter
•  DWI: Driving While Incontinent
•  FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
•  FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
•  FYI: Found Your Insulin
•  GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
•  GHA:Got Heartburn Again
•  HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
•  IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
•  LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
•  LOL: Living On Lipitor
•  LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
•  OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
•  OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas
•  ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
•  TTYL: Talk To You Louder
•  WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
•  WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
•  WTP: Where's The Prunes?
• WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
• GGLKI: Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In

Thanks to my friend Sandy for sharing....

Creativity at it's finest....

So it is Halloween weekend...


Again....


I should put together some sort of costume...


Just in case I decide to go to one of several Halloween parties that I have been invited to...


Or better yet, to get a discount at one of the cafes as I go crawling this weekend....


I have pondered several ideas....


Pepe Le Pew (aka the closer, because a lil whiff of Pepe and everyone would leave the party/cafe)..


A repeat of last year's Trailer Trash Mother-in-Law (still have most of that gear)...


Black-eyed Pea (great suggestion from a co-worker)


But I have settled on a twist of my co-worker's suggestion...


Are you ready for it????


Black-eyed Susan....


What could be easier?


I am going out at lunchtime to get a name tag and some eye makeup....


Assuming my clumsy self does not take a fall in the meantime and create my own black eye....


And no, I do not need anyone to punch me, thank you very much, for the real effect- I am ok with using makeup....


I may even wear a yellow hoodie for added effect....


And, the awesome part of this is that if I decide to go out with friends, we can easily all wear name tags and black eye makeup and go as a bouquet (or field) of Black-eyed Susans....


Discounts all around....


Happy Halloween, blogger friends!!!!