Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
The litter box is not a cookie jar.
The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
Dad does not like when I play tug-of-war with his underwear when he's on the toilet.
Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of
I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
I should not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
I shoiuld not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my
The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And one more thing, if I am good enough to get to doggie heaven, may I have my testicles back?