Monday, January 19, 2009

I only want to live to 90 if I am a success....

Life is graded on a curve...

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 12, success is...having friends.
At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 20, success is...having sex.
At age 35, success is...having money.
At age 50, success is...having money.
At age 60, success is...having sex.
At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.


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