Thursday, January 22, 2009

Press 1 for English....

After an exhaustive review of research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:

Japanese eat very little fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us...

Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer
fewer heart attacks than us...

Chinese drink very little red wine and
suffer fewer heart attacks than us...

Italians drink excessive amounts of red
wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us...

Germans drink beer and eat lots of
sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

Conclusion:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what
kills you.

But not to worry....
our government is trying to correct the problem...

1 comment:

Dawn said...

No, really it's true, doctor ....Phillipia said I could.. ;)