Friday, February 19, 2010

I will start posting regularly again soon...

Right now, I am sooooo busy at my daytime job and in my life that I just cannot even find the time to jot down the humor in it all....

But I do try to read my Facebook horoscope every day...because one of my friends is also a Virgo and she posts it to her profile...thank you Linda:)

And I have to say, it is pretty entertaining...

Astrology - Today's Virgo Horoscope

Start creating a much closer relationship with someone who has authority over you. yeah right - noone had authority over me - I am my own woman!!!

Compatibility: Taurus bulls do turn me on

Mood: Generous damn - hope I can control myself....

Lucky Color: Purple that hot guy is wearing purple...hmmm..maybe I will get lucky???

Lucky Number:30 that hot guy is 30...hmmm..maybe I will get lucky???

Lucky Time of Day: 2pm can't wait

Monday, February 15, 2010

I hope I get this opportunity some day...

And I hope it works out as well for me...

A smart, handsome and sexy young man dressed in the most sophisticated manner walked into a bar.

He noticed a woman staring at him, open-mouthed and without blinking.

Flattered, he approached the woman and said in his sexiest deep voice:

"I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just $20, but on one condition."

The woman was trapped in a moment and asked, as if in a trance:

"What's your condition?"

The young man replied:

"Tell me your wish in just three words."

After a long pause, the beautiful lady opened her purse, counted out $20, and handed
it to the man along with her address.

She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered:

"Clean my house."

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Love is in the Air...

I can feel it, can't you?? NOT!

OK, so the little cupid guy is a bad shot when he is aiming my way...

But anyway...

To all of you who have been hit...

Happy Valentine's Day!