Recent Peyton PHlaCe office conversation - no lie:)
CW1: My son has high balls, they they did not drop...CW2: You mean, undescended testes.CW1: Yeah, that's it.CW2: Hey that reminds me of something funny. I was getting cigs at the Circle K last night; the girl in front of me was buying condoms and whip cream...CW1: At a Circle K?CW2: Yeah, after she paid, she says, ooops hold on and then she runs to get a banana...one banana. She slams it down on the counter and looks at me and winks.CW1: They have bananas at Circle K?CW2: Yeah - they have a table of bananas - just bananans...no apples or pears....CW1: No need for apples or pears where she's going...CW3: Look what I just got from the party downstairs...ball stoppers.....CW2: What????CW3: I mean jingle balls...CW2: Did any of you take that mandatory sexual harrassment training yet?CW1: Haven't had time yet.CW3: No...what a waste.CW2: Well, I'm taking it now and I think we should all just agree that this conversation never happened.
I was taking my "Sexual Harrasment in the Workplace Awareness" training.
While sitting on Santa's lap.