Saturday, December 12, 2009

From Balls to Bananas and Back Again...

Recent Peyton PHlaCe office conversation - no lie:)

CW1: My son has high balls, they they did not drop...

CW2: You mean, undescended testes.

CW1: Yeah, that's it.

CW2: Hey that reminds me of something funny. I was getting cigs at the Circle K last night; the girl in front of me was buying condoms and whip cream...

CW1: At a Circle K?

CW2: Yeah, after she paid, she says, ooops hold on and then she runs to get a banana...one banana. She slams it down on the counter and looks at me and winks.

CW1: They have bananas at Circle K?

CW2: Yeah - they have a table of bananas - just bananans...no apples or pears....

CW1: No need for apples or pears where she's going...

CW3: Look what I just got from the party downstairs...ball stoppers.....

CW2: What????

CW3: I mean jingle balls...

CW2: Did any of you take that mandatory sexual harrassment training yet?

CW1: Haven't had time yet.

CW3: No...what a waste.

CW2: Well, I'm taking it now and I think we should all just agree that this conversation never happened.

BTW, I was not part of this conversation.

I was taking my "Sexual Harrasment in the Workplace Awareness" training.

While sitting on Santa's lap.


7 comments:

injaynesworld said...

Sounds like you work at a pretty fun place... or maybe just your working there makes it fun.

Ed Adams said...

Women at work are much dirtier talkers than men.

Phillipia said...

Jayne, I'd like to say it because of me, but I'd probably be lying:)

Maybe, Ed. I made a comment here but when I re-read it, I had to delete it. I did not mean it the way I wrote it, but I could not even begin to explain it - so I just deleted it. Sorry.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I agree with Ed -- women are much ruder at work than any man I've ever heard. This conversation, a classic, is a great example.

Anyway, I hope you got what you wanted from Santa. ;)

Phillipia said...

Mike and Ed,

In my limited experience, guys are just more subtle...

That conversation actually started out as a serious conversation about on of our kids and just went in a strange direction...it was Friday, it was late, we were exhausted and slap-happy by then.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

You're probably right about guys being more subtle. There's a lot said in just a few words, winks, nods and arched eyebrows. And it's all dirty.

Phillipia said...

I have nothing further to say...otherwise I might just get myself in more trouble:)