Thursday, June 3, 2010

If it weren't for bad luck....

Last weekend during the early summer Ohio heat wave the air conditioner in the condo stopped working...

I was thinking of getting it looked at, fearing the damages would be too much for me to be able to handle...

But that is not  a problem now...

Glad  I waited...

Now  I have more pressing problems

As I was trying to leave work a few minutes ago, my car just fell a part.

I barely got out of the parking space.

The front end just fell - I figure either a spring - again - or a tie rod - again.

Oh and it tore my brand new tire to shreds....again...

Yes - this has happened before.

Deja Vu....

Have you driven a Ford lately?

I am sitting here at work waiting for a tow truck.

Apparently it is a busy night for tow trucks...

I have another hour and a half to get some more work done....

Lucky me....

If life gives you melons....

...you may be dyslexic :)

I got a call today from a friend who I had not heard from in awhile.

What a breath of fresh air...

What a fun conversation.

Hopefully we will continue it soon...

And then I had another conversation via instant message with an online chat buddy that I hope NOT to continue...

I swear, everytime I hear from this guy, it is the same conversation...

Hi, this is Dicktard. 
    Hello..
Remember me?
    Yeah....we chatted a few weeks ago.
I know it has been awhile...your name is Phillipia, right?
     Last I checked, yes.
Where do you live?
     Same place I lived last time we chatted.
I do not have my chats archived so I do not remember where that is...
     I do not have my chats archived but I remember where you live....
So where do you live?
     MotherHouse
Hmmm.  Are you married?
     I am a nun.
No, really.  You are divorced, right?
     Right now I am at work and really busy.
Are you curvy?

      You like curvy?
Curvy is nice.
     I am NOT curvey - sorry...
I bet you are...

   Hey my curvy boss just walked in - gtg.

Ok, hun.  TTYL, sweetie.

Yeah....sure...TTYL....

Note to self: Make Phillipia invisible to this guy on yahoo chat...