Oh, wait, that is Peyton PHlaCe office chatter I am hearing...
There is the continous nose blowing that sounds like canadian geese attempting a ating call....too bad that is a protected species...
If I press 1 for English, I wonder if the CS guy will stop conversing in Espanol with his family for hours on end....or maybe he is talking to a client. I admit that I really cannot tell since I did not take Spanish seriously - or at all, for that matter - when I was in high school all those years ago.
And the on and on dialog about why the project is not ready to release....I have an idea; go back to your desk and STFU so I can work on it....