Monday, January 24, 2011

The Voices in My Head....

Make them stop....

Oh, wait, that  is Peyton PHlaCe office chatter I am hearing...

There is the continous nose blowing that sounds like canadian geese attempting a ating call....too bad that is a protected species...

If I press 1 for English, I wonder if the CS guy will  stop conversing in Espanol with his family for hours on end....or maybe he is talking to a client.  I admit that I really cannot tell since I did not take Spanish seriously - or at all, for that matter - when I was in high school all those years ago.

And the on and on dialog about why the project is not ready to release....I have an idea; go back to your desk and STFU so I can work on it....

The pounding in my head really is in my head....

Damn winter sinus headaches....

Make it all go away, please....

Damn Shittsburgh Peelers....

A Browns fan, a Steelers fan and a Ravens fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
 
The Ravens fan says he's the most loyal and shouts, 'This is for the Ravens!' and throws himself off the mountain.
 
The Browns fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, 'This is for EVERYONE!' and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain!!