Monday, February 15, 2010

I hope I get this opportunity some day...

And I hope it works out as well for me...

A smart, handsome and sexy young man dressed in the most sophisticated manner walked into a bar.

He noticed a woman staring at him, open-mouthed and without blinking.

Flattered, he approached the woman and said in his sexiest deep voice:

"I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just $20, but on one condition."

The woman was trapped in a moment and asked, as if in a trance:

"What's your condition?"

The young man replied:

"Tell me your wish in just three words."

After a long pause, the beautiful lady opened her purse, counted out $20, and handed
it to the man along with her address.

She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered:

"Clean my house."

5 comments:

Quirkyloon said...

Now that woman ROCKS.

Completely.

Hilarious! LOL

gayle said...

That was really funny!! I would so give anyone $20 to clean my house!!!!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

I'm going to send this joke to my father.

That's how bad it is. ;)

nipsy said...

OMG...Oh yes, every woman's fantasy.. Love it, and no, not my luck..

CatLadyLarew said...

Bwahahahaha! Love it!