Just so you know what I am talking about....

As I get older...

My texting may take on a whole new meaning...

But rest assured, I am not there yet....

Really....

• ATD: At The Doctor's
• BFF: Best Friend Fainted
•  BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
•  BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
•  CBM: Covered By Medicare
•  CGU: Can't get up
•  CUATSC: See You At The SeniorCenter
•  DWI: Driving While Incontinent
•  FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers
•  FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
•  FYI: Found Your Insulin
•  GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
•  GHA:Got Heartburn Again
•  HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
•  IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
•  LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
•  LOL: Living On Lipitor
•  LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
•  OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
•  OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas
•  ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
•  TTYL: Talk To You Louder
•  WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
•  WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
•  WTP: Where's The Prunes?
• WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
• GGLKI: Gotta Go Laxative Kicking In

Thanks to my friend Sandy for sharing....