Why are Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide???
No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No cheerleaders
No Nude Women
No football
No soccer
No golf (Sooo??)
No tailgate parties
No pork BBQ
No burgers
No lobster<
No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer !!!!!!!!
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife.
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave...
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
Your bride is picked by someone else.
She smells just like your donkey.
But your donkey has a better disposition.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
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5 comments:
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wow...why does this make so much sense?
LOL!
Well, it IS kinda hard to imagine life without nachos and BBQ pork sandwiches. :)
Gee...makes perfect sense to me. That's a lotta doing without! Wouldn't want to be one of those...
Let's all keep shaving, or else the terrorists win.
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