Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Thanks to my lil brother....

...for his answer to a question that use to haunt me...

Why are Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide???
  • No Jesus
  • No Christmas
  • No television
  • No cheerleaders
  • No Nude Women
  • No football
  • No soccer
  • No golf (Sooo??)
  • No tailgate parties
  • No pork BBQ
  • No burgers
  • No lobster<
  • No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
  • No nachos
  • No Beer nuts
  • No Beer !!!!!!!!
  • Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
  • Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
  • Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
  • More than one wife.
  • You can't shave.
  • Your wives can't shave...
  • You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
  • The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
  • Your bride is picked by someone else.
  • She smells just like your donkey.
  • But your donkey has a better disposition.
  • Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!
That clears it up...thanks, lil bro.

5 comments:

JennyMac said...

You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Scott Free said...

Wow...why does this make so much sense?

Janna said...

LOL!
Well, it IS kinda hard to imagine life without nachos and BBQ pork sandwiches. :)

Winky Twinky said...

Gee...makes perfect sense to me. That's a lotta doing without! Wouldn't want to be one of those...

Jerry K said...

Let's all keep shaving, or else the terrorists win.