It seems I am not the only one who over-baked and under-entertained this holiday season.
Which makes my Chinese New Year resolution even more appealing...
And this treat from a friend....
The 2010 TSA Statistics on airport screenings are in...
The screenings exposed:
- 0 Terrorist Plots
- 133 Transvestites
- 1,485 Hernias
- 3,172 Hemorrhoid Cases
- 8,249 Enlarged Prostates
- 59,350 Breast Implants
- 3 Natural Blondes
2 comments:
Um, 2 of those natural blondes? Both me. Once going out, then coming home.
Stupid screeners...
Like it, Venom:)
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