Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I'm addicted.....

I admit that I have an addicting personality....


I also claim to be able to control most of my addictions....


For example, I love to smoke...


Once I started I was finding quite a few excuses to smoke....


To be doing something with my hands....


To stay awake while driving home at night...


To get an extra 15-minute break at work....


But smoking is an expensive habit....


So I have curbed it....


Now I have committed myself to only smoke when I am drinking with smoker friends who are providing the smokes....


That is working out pretty well so far....


Tho it seems some of my smoker friends are trying the same tactic....


No  one seems to have cigs on them anymore....


Then there's my sex and street drug addictions....


I think I have those under control, too...


It is hard to tell at times....


But I digress...


In February, a friend asked me to go visit a nearby casino with her...


I took just a few bucks that I could afford to lose....


In case I found that I liked to gamble uncontrollably....


Which I do....


Well, did....


Now I have it under control....


Really.....


Have you heard about the new cyber cafes?


They offer a great cup of coffee...


And provide an outlet for my newest addiction....


Which I have under control...


Really...


I'll explain how....


A lil later...


Right now, I am headed out to find a good cup of coffee.

5 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

I've always wondered about female sex addicts - do they stick with the same man until he's worn out, or move from man to man like a butterfly?

Phillipia said...

There have been some issues with blogger lately - as you may know. i did not realize this post was removed and sitting in my schedule box until this morning; I also just realized that comments to this post were deleted...
To gorilla banana wherever and whoever you are, thanks for visiting. I am sorry that I cannot seem to retrieve your comment...but in answer to what I remember of your question, I am not a butterfly...:)

Onion Girl said...

I was trying to think of something witty to say but really I don’t have anything clever right now. So I will just let you know that I like your posts and I find them amusing.

Phillipia said...

Thanks Onion Girl....I do need to post more often...life gives me plenty of material:)

Phillipia said...

Hey look, Gorilla Banana, your commented magically reappeared...thanks blogspot...