Tuesday, July 22, 2008

For all our guys who have trouble understanding us...

When we say:----->We Mean:

We need----->I want

It's your decision
----->The correct decision should be
obvious by now

Do what you want
----->You'll pay for this later

We need to talk
----->I need to complain

Sure...go ahead
----->I don't want you to.

I'm not upset
----->Of course I'm upset, you moron.

You're...so manly
----->You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight.
----->Is sex all
you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not
overreacting!----->I have PMS.

Be romantic, turn out the lights.----->I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient.----->I want a new house.

I want new curtains----->and carpeting, furniture, wallpaper...

Hang the picture there
----->No, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise
----->I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me?
----->I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me?----->I did something today you're
really not going to like...

I'll be ready in a minute.
----->Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat
----->Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate.
----->Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!?
----->[Too late, your dead.]




I'm sorry.
----->You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe?
----->It's easy to fix, so you'd better
get get used to it.

I'm not yelling!
----->Yes I am yelling because I think this
is important.

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The same old thing.----->Nothing.


----->My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really.
----->It's just that you're such a jerk.

I don't want to talk about it.----->Go away, I'm stil building up
evidence against you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well, thanks for the laugh.... geez... needed that... and yeah, we women need to stick together...lol