IMPORTANT Public Service Announcement!!!

In a number of carefully controlled studies, scientists have shown that if we drink 1 litre of water (H2O) each day, at the end of a year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (aka, E. coli ). Yeah, you heard it right - E. coli - the same bacteria found in feces, aka, poop.

So what should we do? Here is my advice. Replace your water intake with wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey...). Alcohol has to go through a purification process that includes boiling, filtering and/or fermenting which naturally kills E. coli (and other bacteria).

So remember:
Drinking water is equivalent to drinking liquid poop (aka, well, you know).
But alcohol is Poopless..

So now the choice is yours....

Drink alcohol and take the chance of acting stupid ...
or
Drink water and know that you are full of shit....

Remember the word of Ben Franklin:
In wine there is wisdom...
in beer freedom...
in water bacteria.

This has been a public service announcement from
Americans Against the Verbal Abuse of Alcohol (AAVAA).
Thank us by preserving your health and our earning potential.