A Great Weekend..almost...

It is Sunday and here I am trying not to dread Monday...

But thinking back, this has been a pretty good weekend...

Not perfect, mind you, cause I am missing a couple of friends...really bad, but, I digress...

The weekend was suppose to be different than it was. I had plans to go to the Kent games at MAC tournament with CareBear and KB; but Kent BBall team spoiled those plans on Thursday.

But we can handle it...time for plan B...a much more economical plan (for me anyway). It was also better because ldboy visited (since there was no BBall involved) and probably financed most of the night, if I know him. What a good brother (and son, of course).

So early Friday was great with kids coming in and out and me staying home - offering to be designated driver, but not getting to - and playing with my laptop....yay...

I love my laptop - you have probably heard that before. What a good son ldboy is to get me it last Christmas. What a bad Mom I am to close it with a pen in it this past November. What a good guy KB is to fix it for the cost of the screen....I will be more careful, I promise.

All weekend I have been loving my laptop...

I took a little break today to hit up Bally's, Heinens, Sunny D...

Now I am back...with a Little King in hand...(thanks CareBear and KB)...

And as I am cleaning up my Mozilla bookmarks, I find a link to a page with the lyrics to one of my favorite songs; but the lyrics are not quite the way I remember them....

At first I was afraid,
I was petrified,
When you said you had 10 inches
Lord, I almost died.
But I’d spent o’ so many nights
just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on. . .

But there you are,
Another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac
and you’ve brought me a French fry.
I should have known it was so small,
Just a sad pathetic dream,
have known there was no Anaconda
lurking in those jeans.

Go on now go,
Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches
then turn up with only 4,
Weren’t you a jerk to think I wouldn’t notice it pop out, Don’t you
know we’re only joking when we say size doesn’t count?

I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. . hey, hey!

It took all my self control
not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener
standing small and proud.
But too bad about your ego
and to Hell with all your needs!
Now I’m saving all my lovin’
for a cordless multispeed

Go on now go,
Just make a dash,
Last time I saw a dick that small
I was treating nappy rash.
I should have asked for confirmation,
Should have asked for pictures, please!
Then I wouldn’t have you waving that
wee winkie thing at me.

Go on now go,
Just hit the track,
Don’t you bring me home no little worm,
I’ll always throw them back.
The only thing that I could do with a
dick as small as that,
Is to stick it with a tooth pick
And then feed it to the cat!

I will survive,
I will survive,
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive,
I will always have good sex
with a handful of latex.
I will survive,
I will survive. .hey, hey!

Go on now go,
Get out of my sight,
I’m going back to my appliance,
Cuz I know its length is right,
And if I ever see your tiny pecker peckin’ at my door, You’ll be
counting your 4 inches as you pick them off the floor.

Go on now Go!