I think I am infected...

I have all the early signs of influenza A (H1N1 - aka Swine flu) :

• Fever - more like hot flashes, but still....
  
  
• Cough - especially right before I get that first cigarette of the day in...
  
  
• Headache - especially after I have been staring at the screen for three hours browsing and blogging...
  
  
• Muscle pain - okay, so maybe I overdid it just a little at Bally's last night...
  
  
• Joint pain - not because I stubbed my toe and started to fall up (yes, up) the stairs but caught myself with my already tendonitis-inflamed arm...
  
  
• Sore throat - not from getting caught in the pouring rain the other night while cheering on the the 4x8 relay team...
  
  
• Morning congestion and runny nose - not from sleeping with my windows open at night...
  
  
• Vomiting/diarrhea - after only a little bit of partying last night...

I think I should quarantine myself for a few weeks - for the good of the community...