Thursday, May 7, 2009

I think I am infected...

I have all the early signs of influenza A (H1N1 - aka Swine flu) :
  • Fever - more like hot flashes, but still....

  • Cough - especially right before I get that first cigarette of the day in...

  • Headache - especially after I have been staring at the screen for three hours browsing and blogging...

  • Muscle pain - okay, so maybe I overdid it just a little at Bally's last night...

  • Joint pain - not because I stubbed my toe and started to fall up (yes, up) the stairs but caught myself with my already tendonitis-inflamed arm...

  • Sore throat - not from getting caught in the pouring rain the other night while cheering on the the 4x8 relay team...

  • Morning congestion and runny nose - not from sleeping with my windows open at night...

  • Vomiting/diarrhea - after only a little bit of partying last night...
I think I should quarantine myself for a few weeks - for the good of the community...

2 comments:

Winky Twinky said...

Hey, I'm all for it......need a reference???

Scandalous Housewife said...

You may be on to something! Damn, I think I have the same symptoms. After my luncheon and shopping, I'm heading straight to bed...