Wednesday, September 16, 2009

I opened a bottle of your wine....

As my son and his friends were retelling this story, I was reminded of Flubtastic Doofalo's OJ Post...


LDBoy and his business partners decided to share a few of cases of Mon Avie.

Obviously they are trying to clean out their systems....we'll just leave that there. But I am told a mere shot (aka 1.5 oz) per day keeps them embarrassingly flatulent for the day...

One of the partners makes his home in NC; the other partners are Ohio based. So they had the shipment sent to the Ohio office, split it up, and forwarded NC man his share.

In the meantime, NC man has left his NC home-office for an exrtended visit to Ohio. He asked a friend to house-sit because he was expecting some deliveries...

NC man answered his phone while at dinner a couple days into his Ohio visit...

NC Man: Hello
House-sitter: Hey, man. WTF kind of wine did you order. I had a couple of glasses and have been on the shitter ever since.
NC Man: It's not wine.
House-sitter: No kidding.
NC Man: Why did you open my stuff?
House-sitter: I had my girlfriend over and we felt like some wine...aw shit...gotta go...coming through....

5 comments:

Scott Free said...

This is hilarious! Favorite favorite favorite. :D :D :D Belly-laughs galore.

Rick Daley said...

I have a friend who sells that stuff (for the record it's Mona Vie, not Mon Avie). It's expensive as hell, over $30 per bottle.

Flubtastic Doofalo said...

Nice story. Thanks for the link.

Phillipia said...

Glad you enjoyed this, Scott.

Rick...too expensive for me, but I guess the boys had a really good month. I never did take French - and I did not do too well in cut-and-paste class either.

Anytime, Flubtastic:)

Theresa said...

Wow, talk about false advertising. It totally looks like a bottle of wine. I wouldn't have know better either. Thanks for that good bit of information.