The ticket teller replies that there are not any ticketsfor sale because the Steelers did not make it to the play-offs.
The following day the same man goes to the Pittsburgh Steelers ticket office and inquires about purchasing Steeler play-off tickets.
The ticket teller politely replies that there are not any tickets for sale because the Steelers did notmake it to the play-offs.
This goes on every day for an entire week.
And every day for another week....
Finally the ticket teller loses patience:
I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE ARE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE STEELERS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS!!!!
I know. I drive every day all the way from Cleveland just to hear you say that!