Wednesday, March 24, 2010

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

One of my best friends sent this in an email and I thought it was too good not to share:)
A bus stops and two older Italian gentlemen get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation...


A lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is drawn when she hears what one of them is telling his friend:
Emma come first.


Den I come.


Den two asses come together..


I come once-a-more!


Two asses, they come together again.


I come again and pee twice.


Then I come one lasta time.

The lady can't take it anymore...

There are some kids on this bus, afterall...


Lady: You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig! In this country, we do not speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!


Italian Gentleman: Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .'


Yeah, I had to go back and re-read....

5 comments:

Winky Twinky said...

LOL...okay, that was cute...

gayle said...

I had to back and read too!! So cute!!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Another joke to send my father. (OK, I admit it, I'm smiling, too.)

Phillipia said...

:) Thanks for commenting to all of you - even tho I do not blog/comment regularly...I will do better...

CatLadyLarew said...

Ha! Good one!