A bus stops and two older Italian gentlemen get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation...
A lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is drawn when she hears what one of them is telling his friend:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together..
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
The lady can't take it anymore...
There are some kids on this bus, afterall...
Lady: You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig! In this country, we do not speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!
Italian Gentleman: Hey, coola down lady. Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .'
Yeah, I had to go back and re-read....