Just thought I should share....

While I cannot take credit for the studies...


I can share the findings...

Recent studies revealed that the kind of man a woman finds attractive can differ...

Depending on the time of month....
For example...

If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features.

However....

If she is in the other time of month...

Or....and especially....

If she is menopausal...

She tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth...

And an axe lodged in his forehead...

While he is on fire....

No further studies are expected.

Just for the record....

I concur with these findings....