Not just the beginning...
Some say Saturday is Judgment Day
I will most likely be here for a few more months...
I am pretty damn sure I will not rise into the heavens...
Not that I am a bad person...
Just not that good of one....
For example quit going to church a few years back....
I added up the daily attendance forced on me by my parents growing up....
And then I added in the Sundays I attended for a few years after I moved out of the house....
And I figure I have attended enough to cover the Sunday thing for the rest of my life and probably the lives of my three kids as well....
But I have digressed again...
Being under the misconception that Saturday was the end of the world rather than just the beginning of the end...
I went through my life's savings this past week...
Not that there was a lot to go through, but still....
Now what am I to do????
Maybe I should head out for some coffee....
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2 comments:
You know I hope the world does end today because I have a big medical bill and I really don’t feel like paying it. Maybe if I go out and blow the money that is supposed to go towards my bill I can later explain to the bill collectors “look, I blew all the money I had. I thought the world was going to end. I am sure you understand right?”
Yeah, I am working on that line with my bank, too...
Let me know how it goes for you and I will keep you posted as well:)
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