Today's vocab lesson...

Arbitrator (ar'-bi-tray-ter): A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable (uh-voy'-duh-buhl): What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney (buh-lo'-nee): Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette (burn'-a-det): The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize (bur'-gler-ize): What a crook sees with.

Control (kon-trol'): A short, ugly inmate.

Counterfeiters (kown-ter-fit-ers): Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse (i-klips'): What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper (i'-drop-ur): A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes (hee'-rhos): What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank (left' bangk'): What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty (mis'-tee): How golfers create divots.

Paradox (par'-u-doks): Two physicians.

Parasites (par'-uh-sites): What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist (farm'-uh-sist): A helper on the farm.

Polarize (po'-lur-ize): What penguins and white bears see with.

Primate (pri'-mat): Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Relief (ree-leef'): What trees do in the spring.

Rubberneck (rub'-er-nek): What you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress (seem'-stres): Describes 200 pounds in a size two.

Selfish (sel'-fish): What the owner of a seafood store does.

Subdued (sub-dood'): A guy, that works on one of those submarines.

Sudafed (sood'-a-fed): Bringing litigation against a government official