Handy Dandy Reasons Not To Go To Work!
If it is all the same to you I won't be coming to work.
The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax with my Prozac.
I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it.
I can't come in to work today because I'm stalking my previous boss,
who fired me for not showing up for work. Ok?
I'm religious and w-o-r-k is a four letter word!
I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy,
but I know we have that deadline to meet...
Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
I'm feeling a little disgruntled this morning.
You sure I should come in?
The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax with my Prozac.
I can't get off the toilet, but I feel good about it.
I can't come in to work today because I'm stalking my previous boss,
who fired me for not showing up for work. Ok?
I'm religious and w-o-r-k is a four letter word!
I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy,
but I know we have that deadline to meet...
Constipation has made me a walking time bomb.
I'm feeling a little disgruntled this morning.
You sure I should come in?
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1 comment:
Yeah....Isn't it time to f***in retire already? I don't wanna play anymore. I particularly like the projectile leprosy...lol might have to use that one... think it'll work? (you know it's me, but Google was giving me trouble with my password.... geez)
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