Saturday, March 14, 2009

They're coming to take me away...

During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how he determines whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'

Thanks lil' brother...but I'm not going:)

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