I was browsing the online news at lunchtime at found this article:
I am thinking three-fold here: save my life, save my savings, increase my bustiness.
But maybe I had better find a way to make some extra cash to stuff; I want it to work - a Cash in Bra Not Enough to Stop Bullet from Piercing Heart is not the headline I want above my obit. So....I decided to answer the email in my box - which apparently was a reply to some info I had asked for - I mean, why else would the subject line start with re:?
So I ordered the absolutely free (if you do not count the minimal S&H fee and the $60 plus dollars they are going to start deducting from my credit card immediately and every month thereafter....
Ooops, I did it again. When will I learn...there is no such thing as a free lunch or a free trial kit just as there is no hot, hot 50 year old German widower named John Kevin who is just dying to meet me as soon as possible- if only he had $1200 to get his stuff through customs...
but I digress...
I assume everyone has filed their fed, state, and local taxes here in the good ole' U.S.of A...
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HAHA...I love it! My grandmother was always good to have SOMETHING stashed in her bra...either money or tissues...(I know, don't ask me).. Thanks for the memory, she was a character.
Oh crap, I knew I was forgetting something!
Speaking of stuffing thigs in our bras, I am reminded of the time last summer on a girls' weekend in Put-in-Bay; I was dancing on stage with the band (not sure how that happened) but I came off stage with their tambourine and rather than have to give it back at the end of the night, I stuffed it under my shirt and jingled out of there...good times:)
Shawn, you still have a couple hours...good luck:)
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