Saturday, May 16, 2009

It sucks...not

So I was at Walmart the other day and feeling like my life sucked...when I happened past the vacuum aisle....

Just the thing to buy so my life could suck a little more...

I spent some time comparing models. According to the specs, none of them were self-sucking, so I just chose one that I thought would suck the best...on the stairs, on the ceiling, on the carpet, on the hard wood floors, and on the linoleum...

I ended up bringing home THE BOSS. But before I opened the box, I decided to check the reviews on-line...yeah, I do things backwards at times.

According to the online review(s) (they all said the same thing) THE BOSS is not all it is cracked up to be....though built to suck, it doesn't. At least not very well...

So that sucker is going back....

3 comments:

Winky Twinky said...

Damn...that really does suck!

Scandalous Housewife said...

Dyson is THE way to go for the ultimate in suckage. And I mean suckage in a good way.
You'll pay a little more, but once you use it, you'll be like, "Holy shit, I never knew I could suck so much"

Phillipia said...

Thanks, Scandy. You have saved me a lot of time....