Well that did not satisfy the Mom in me , so I decided to use the phone for its god-given purpose and call him....
Me: Hey, G-Man, what's happening?
G-Man: nm u
Me: Working. What time do you have to be at Mentor for football?
Me: You going by bus?
Me: Want me to drive?
G-Man: No gtg ltr.
G-Man: Didn't we just have a text conversation?
Me: Hello to you too.
G-Man: Seriously, Mom. I'm busy. Can we talk later?
Me: Busy doing what?
G-Man: I gotta get a shower.
Me: Before football?
G-Man: I am going to the pool first...
Me: Okaaayyy...even less of a reason....
G-Man: I just got to, okay. I feel cruddy....
G-Man: There's a girl up there.
G-Man: I gotta go...see ya tonight...(Click)
Me: Thanks - I 'm having a good day, too.....