Saturday, October 24, 2009

Holy Shit....

In the news:

Image Of Virgin Mary Appears In Bird Dropping On Area Family’s Truck

How much do you think this blessed bird shit will sell for on Ebay?


How long do you think before it miraculously appears there?


On a side note, I thought I saw an image in some dog poop in my yard the other day.

After intense scrutiny, I realized it was a footprint. I wanted to believe it was Jesus' or a saint's, but no one else wanted to believe...

That's okay. I did not really want to bag it for sale on Ebay anyway...


I'll find another way to make my millions.
...

7 comments:

Scott Free said...

This is hilarious. I can't believe people take St. Mary that far. How would she feel about her face being compared to a piece of doo?
Thanks, Phillipia. Hilarious link, hilarious post. :D

Me-Me King said...

Bwahahaha! No doubt, you could definitely rake in the dough with your bag o'shit from eBay.

kys said...

Too funny! People are nuts. You probably could find someone to buy your poo on Ebay.

Theresa said...

Ew...gross. Anything about bird poop is just totally icky.

Rick Daley said...

If I were Mary I would be pissed, and I would lobby God to smite all birds.

It's probably a good thing I'm not Mary.

C. Andres Alderete said...

I'd have put it in a bag, lit it on fire, and left it at a rectory doorstep. That's irony within irony.

Phillipia said...

I agree Scott...as kys, says, people are nuts.

Me-Me, if you see a bag o'shit on ebay - it is probably not mine. I would get too sick trying to bag it.


Theresa, bird poop is waaaay worse than dog poop....especially because it likes to find its way on my windshield; dog poop never does that.

Rick, good thing...I cannot picture you as Virgin Mary:)

I like the way you think Andres...