Yeah, not Moms, but mothers - mother fuckers to be more exact....
100 MFers on the wall,
100 MFers on the wall
Kick one until you make him fall...
99 MFs on the wall....
To all you MFers who...
- would not consider buying your wife a card yesterday because "she is not MY MOM"...
- who give your "GF" excuse after excuse for not doing what she asks until she finally says goodbye and you act hurt and surprised when all along it was what you were trying for but were too much of a pussy to just end it honestly...
- stay out of touch for weeks at a time and then do not understand why we are not just so thrilled to see you cuz you know you are god's gift to us...
- just want to meet in the parking lot and "if we hit it off we will get a room, sweetheart"...who needs dinner...
- just do not know how to say "I do not want to even be friends, bitch" but just decide to never answer our emails or messages again...get the hint, woman...
- forget to tell us about the wife at home with 6 kids that you gave the ungrateful whore....
OK...I'm done...last week was a rough week and everything from the past just came bounding back and the above needed to be said....for my mental health...
Well, it probably did not need to be said, but I said it anyway, because that is the way I am...just ask those Rebel Moms...but that's a story for another time...
Anything you want to add...be my guest...
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4 comments:
Wow! That was well said. I hope you do feel better. :)
CONGRATS on your milestone!! Hey, I know some of those mothers...
How 'bout the one who wants to "date" you but only talks to you on days he thinks he'll have time to "get together".....
or the guy who is on a "dating" site, and later confesses he's actually married but looking for someone on the side... geeeez
Thanks Etta and Winky Twinky.
How could I forget the John_Kevins ho send roses and sweet nothings and want to meet you so bad but need a few hundred dollars for the plane fare cuz he/she lost his/her wallet while on a business trip to ....Nigeria????
I am really done now....:)
Sshhhhhhhshhh!!!.... do you think we might be in the minority around here with the dating thing... ?? don't respond without the password... "the wet dog sighs in the dry fire"..... (shifty eye movements)...
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