Friday, December 4, 2009

Peyton PHlaCe updates...

I know you have missed them....

I have a few co-workers who loves to announce when they finish a stage of a project in an email to everyone they know - especially their boss and boss's boss and VP and...

These are the same co-workers who like to run around and see who is not in the office in case they need them...


To that I say:
Mind your own fucking business - they was here five hours after you left
last night...

or
They gets more done at home in a day than you do in a week here minding
everyone else's....

But, today I stooped to their level ...

I sent out my own email...
Just wanted to let you all now that I just finished my morning bathroom
break. Everything came out fine. Thank you for allowing me the opportunity.

7 comments:

Ed Adams said...

Nice.

If anyone gives you any shit(pun optional), then offer to show them the pictures of it.

Carl Vine said...

This is why they make you sit in a corner by yourself.

The same reason your invitations to office gatherings keep getting lost in the email.

Rebel!

CatLadyLarew said...

Gee, with all my updates on my fall this week, I kinda felt like I was sending out the hourly bathroom report! I'll go mind my own business now! Bwahaha!

UberGrumpy said...

Excellent, I'll expect a sample on my desk first thing in the morning

- Bob, VP of Sales

injaynesworld said...

Yet more reasons why I'm grateful to work at home under only the supervision of Dixie, the Chihuahua, and Mason, the cat who don't give a crap how much time I spend screwing around on the Internet or the fact that I haven't showered in days.

ettarose said...

Listen, that sounds like something I would do. Once I interviewed a slut, I mean woman and I filled out my part of the paperwork saying she dressed very inappropriately with her tits hanging out. Needless to say I had to rewrite it. I love office bullshit.

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Office politics are great fun. Unless you're losing the vote, of course. Great idea to update the staff on your bowel movements. That's what most of what I do all day is worth anyway.