Friday, February 5, 2010

Yeah...that's a lot of bull...

This made me laugh out loud in a meeting when I got it so I thought I should share it.....

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Dakota, and talks with an old rancher.

DEAO: I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.
Rancher (pointing over there): Okay, but stay out of that field over
there...

DEAO: Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.
Rancher: But...
DEAO (pulling his badge out): No buts about it, mister.... See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?
Rancher: Yessir. Pardon me for interfering.


A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life...

He is in that field over there being chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety.

The officer is clearly terrified, looking in the direction of the rancher for help.

The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

Your badge! Show him your BADGE !

3 comments:

nipsy said...

Hehehe..this one so fits those inspectors here in Cali..

Just goes to show the badge doesn't mean everything.

CatLadyLarew said...

Run faster! Run faster! Or maybe try throwing the badge at the bull!

gayle said...

Serves him right:)