Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Making up for lost time...

I know I have been lax in posting blogs lately, so today, I decided to make up for it... when I get on a roll, look out...
Anyway, I was thinking about how much time I waste each week...
And that led to the further thought of filling out a timesheet each Friday...
I dread that task...there are never enough codes...
So I have taken the liberty of sending the following list to finance for approval...

5316 Useless Meeting
5317 Obstructing Communications at Meeting
5318 Trying to Sound Knowledgeable in Meeting
5319 Waiting for Break
5320 Waiting for Lunch
5321 Waiting for End of Day
5322 Vicious Verbal Attacks at Coworker
5323 Vicious Verbal Attacks at Absent Coworker
5393 Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend
5400 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Not Interested
5401 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid
5402 Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You
5481 Buying Snack
5482 Eating Snack
5500 Filling Out Timesheet
5501 Inventing Timesheet Entries
5502 Waiting for Something to Happen
5503 Scratching Yourself
5504 Sleeping
5510 Feeling Bored
5511 Feeling Horny
5600 Complaining About Lousy Job
5601 Complaining About Low Pay
5602 Complaining About Long Hours
5603 Complaining About Coworker
5604 Complaining About Boss
5605 Complaining About Personal Problems
5640 Unproductive Complaining
5701 Not Actually Present At Job
5702 Suffering from Eight-Hour Flu
6102 Ordering Out
6103 Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive
6104 Taking It Easy While Digesting Food
6201 Stealing Company Goods
6202 Destroying Company Goods
6203 Selling Stolen Company Goods
6204 Long-Distance Personal Calls
6205 Hiding from Boss
6206 Gossip
6207 Planning a Social Event
6210 Feeling Sorry For Yourself
6211 Updating Resume
6212 Faxing Resume to Headhunter
6213 Out of Office on Interview
6221 Pretending to Work While Boss Is Watching
6222 Pretending to Enjoy Your Job
6223 Pretending You Like Coworker
6238 Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing
6601 Running your own Business
6602 Complaining
6603 Writing a Book on Company Time
6611 Staring Into Space
6612 Staring At Computer Screen
6615 Transcendental Meditation
6969 Self-gratification in Broom Closet
7281 Extended Bathroom break
7402 On Phone with Dentist
7403 On Phone with Doctor
7404 On Phone with Masseuse
7405 On Phone with Cable Guy
7406 On Phone with Personal Therapist
7425 On Phone with Mistress/Boy-Toy
7931 Asking Coworker to Aid You in Illicit Activity
8000 Recreational Drug Use
8001 Non-recreational Drug Use
8002 Liquid Lunch
8100 Reading e-mail
8102 Laughing while reading e-mail

2 comments:

Dawn said...

Well, damnit Phillipia... I didn't know the boss had you spying on me... wtf... I guess I'd have to admit I'm guilty of most... but three or four of those...you could never pin on me... What? Do I have a look alike? C'mon you can tell me.. Hey, can I buy you lunch next week? Coffee? Give me a break!!

Phillipia said...

I forgot a couple...
6969 Doing it in the auditorium
6996 Getting caught in the auditorium...