I take that back...this does not stack up anywhere near to Wedding Crashers, but in every day (not the movies) life, this is pretty good.
Count me in...
A Peyton PHlaCe co-worker employs an Amish cleaning lady (yeah said co-worker must make lots more than I do) - an OCD Amish cleaning lady, but that would make this post crazy long and I have other things I should be doing, so I'll leave that for some other day...
Anyway, said co-worker received a wedding invite from her cleaning lady...
- I am getting married next month. Alright...now you can get rid of that embarrassing last name "Lapp" and my husband can quit making jokes...
- I am marrying my neighbor, Amos Lapp. ...or come up with a whole new set of jokes...
- I would like you and your husband to be at my wedding. Oh lord, how can I politely say no; we will be soooo out of place; I do not own a bonnet....
- It is on a Tuesday. Awww, tuesday is a work day in non_amish country...damn...and I so wanted to be there...
- ...in the late evening.....wonder how late i have to work that Tuesday...
- ...at my parents home in Amishville. Ah...a small family wedding then - maybe we can handle this.
- We only invited about 650 people. Scratch that.
- They say to only expect half to show up...geez, only half of the county?...damn...and "they" being who????...the other half???
- We are putting tents up in case it rains... ya mean we won't all fit in your house???? how many outhouses are the men constructing???
- We have trained the goats to be gentle...gentle??? at what????
- So will you be there? ...Wouldn't miss it for the world...care if I bring a friend? a nun - she needs some fodder...I mean material...I mean she loves weddings...
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I wouldn't wear any loose fitting clothes, cause goats will be goats...and you'll probably have to take your own Jose...Sounds like a blast...NOT..
Hell yeah - crack open the tequila and the Corona. It would be great to show up like the 3 amigos wearing sombreros. I would bring a tray of nachos and cheese and introduce myself as Speedy to everyone.
I like the way you think, Walt.
I think your coworker needs to rent a horse team for the night and make her own clothes for the event. She also needs to take you so you can write about it and report back.
I agree Haley, I tried to get her to take me, but she overheard that I was I wanted to sneak in Jose and well - she just does not know how to have fun...
But...not to fear...I have a plan...
Who is going to notice one more plain-clothed homely looking guest?
Since they don't use cameras (the whole soul stealing thing) do they have a caricaturist to make memories?
You need to go and report back.
You have to go... just for the fodder, you HAVE to!
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