Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Dear 高収入アルバイト,

I am going to reject your comment everytime you try to post it on my Survivor, Texas Style post...

Why, you ask?

First, because I cannot read it....

Second, because I put it into a translator and I still could not understand it....

Not all of it anyway...

And just to be on the safe side, I am going to answer with a resounding NO to what I think you are asking...

NO, I am not interested in playing with your sex toys....

NO, I am not interested in being part of a research group about my increased sexual desires after playing with your toys or reading your paper....

NO, I am not interested in being a high priced street lady part-time....

And next time you leave a post, translate it for me, ok?

Especially since "pressing 1 for English" did not work so well....

Sincerely,

Phip

9 comments:

Me-Me King said...

mmmmkay, this is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Don't ya just hate spammers.

Phillipia said...

The ones I cannot understand, anyway:)

Steve H. said...

Wow, do people reallt ask those questions?

Hope you are well x

Ed said...

You sure rejected all the fun parts quick.

Poor spam-bot.

Phillipia said...

Hey Steve, thanks for visiting. I have missed you:) And in answer to your question - I am not really sure what they were asking; I could only figure out part of it.

Ed, I was afraid my blog would get X-rated if I left them there too long.

gayle said...

Oh...never heard of anything like that!!

MikeWJ at Too Many Mornings said...

Why aren't you interested in being a high-priced street lady part time? It's a huge step up from being a low-priced street slut full time, trust me. When opportunity knocks.....

http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.com said...

So, how DO you say "would you like to buy my sex toys" in 高収入アルバイト?

Phillipia said...

Hey Mike - it's only a step up if you can play the part...I think I'd best stay where I am:)

CatLady: あなたは私の性おもちゃを買うことを望んでいますか?

Phillipia answers: いいえ私はあなたの性おもちゃを買いたいと思いません!